Tech probs

In a high profle city like Amsterdam you'd think this would be easier. I have been to three places with "free wireless" including my own hotel, but still no dice. "router's down, use the coin-operated machine. 'kay. Text only. Unkyduck exploding with Amsterdam images... legions of fans on hold... psychotic self-absorbtion episode imminent...UnkyDuck reporting live from the "Bulldog" Amsterdam Netherlands.

PS thanks to Kerry Kist for the tip on the Bulldog.