A place in Hell

There's a special place in hell where you get really, really close to an internet connection, and it just won't happen. Even when you're willng to pay. We've been out of contact for days, and the Jaipur airport site just teased us. The Bawa International hotel is also a part of the plot. My first internet access card worked tickety boo, but then I have been fighting with it ever since. I finally got mad and went down to the lobby machines at midnight, logged on, then, the server crashed. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !

I'm on now, on someone else's machine, in someone else's room.
It could be worse.